Monday, April 18, 2011

DAMN Cute!


"My name is Zhang Mengqian, a grade one student, and I think I am attractive, but strangely I can’t find a boyfriend. However I believe in destiny. If you have the same wish, please come under my dormitory building and shout for my name in between 12:30 to 12:50 on March 11th, and I will observe you secretly up on the building. If you’re my type, I’ll come down to meet you.”

Zhang Mengqian wish posted on "wish wall"


Then..guess what?? at noon of march 11th….





Shit man! Thousands of boys clustered in front of her college n shout her name! Giler r! just from message post on the wishing wall, then  end ups with thousands to grand her wish.

Cess! Jelez aku..klo aku wat wish jz like her, paling2 kena baling telur ayam tiruan! Takkan aku nak wat cmni,

My name is Suraya, final year student, and I think I am attractive, but strangely I can’t find a boyfriend. However I believe in destiny. If you have the same wish, please come under my dormitory building and shout for my name in between 12:30 to 12:50 on April 19, 2011, and I will observe you secretly up on the building. If you’re my type, I’ll come down to meet you."

Then, pikir2 possibility dy mesti akan turns out cmnie..

  1.   1 org pun takde tgu kat bawah tu.
  2. Orang yang datang akan baling telur kat aku cz dorang akan ckp cmni,”DAMN! You r not attractive at all!” ye..admit it!
  3. N klo betul ada org nak g tunggu depan college aku, dorang akan mati kepenatan dulu b4 dapat sampai cz aku duk college hujung yang takde hidupan tu, n bukannya duk college depan bustand ye..so, tetap gak plus minus, takde 1 org pun datang.
  4. Ok, let say if n only if ada 1 org dapat datang, dy mesti McD delivery yg aku order tu. so, conclusion nya, his not counted cz dia kena paksa rela datang tempat aku.
  5. And last, klo ade je yg tgu kat depan college aku nie, conform dy tu hantu cz pakguard xdpat tahan dia, UIA katakan..”Visitors up to this point only. TQ!” 
So, tabik spring kat girl nie cz hve high level of self-confident. But seriously, she's damn cute! That y I would neva eva copy her, think like her o do like her.

Ni r girl tu..cute beb! X rugi korg sakit anak tekak.

luckily, the one who post the wish was you..! 



Saturday, April 2, 2011

Hanya kerana aku seorang KAKAK

Nampaknya aku ada new task before balik sabah. Adik aku a.k.a Boboy menunggu aku balik dengan 1001 harapan. which mean, aku akan mampus! ada patut dia cakap kat mak aku dia xnak g tuition coz nak tunggu aku balik. N yang dia nie pun satu, dia cakap dia xnak belajar ngn org lain selain aku. cane? boy, akak dah lama tinggal SPM tu dik..mcm mana akak mo ajar ko balik?? TIDAK!!! pressure!! tapi disebabkan aku kakak, so aku kena siap sedia jugak before balik ni. Malu beb kalau soalan SPM pun xleh nak jawab di hadapan adik sendri. Tapi kan, aku rasa, dia memang saje je guna nama aku, alasan xmo belajar la tu. Eleh, Macam la kalau aku ada dia study, paling2 dia ajak aku main game, xpun tengok bola, paling cikai dia akan ajak aku main badminton depan rumah. hah! ada lagi 1 paling slalu kami buat, main chess sambil makan meggi yang dia masak!

 And ada satu lagi part yang aku stress ni, coz boboy wakil bahagian tawau tok chess competition, tp kalah di saat2 terakhir. Dia mengadu kat mak aku yang kalau aku ada, boleh gak dia belajar main chess dari aku. Padahal, aku rasa dia dah cukup hebat dah, aku main chess dengan laptop je pun,tak pernah pun wakil2 sekolah, apatah lagi jadi wakil bahagian tawau. Tapi tula masalahnya kalau tiap kali dia main ngan aku, dia akan kalah. So, dia assume aku nie cam pandi la konon. kalau la dia tahu sebenarnya aku pun boleh putus nafas time main chess dgn dia. Tapi skali lagi disebabkan aku nie kakak, aku mana boleh kalah dik oi...! juz sebab aku KAKAK je, klo tak dah lama aku mengaku kalah bila main dgn dy..

p/s: Boboy, gud luck SPM, akak akan try belajar subject BIO, FIZIK n CHEM start rini sebab ko..tanx coz sudi menambah kerja akak yang sedia ada nie..haha..